By Emma Cheshire
We’re always on the look out for the good, the bad and the ugly in celebsville. But unlike most of the celebrity rags, we’re more concerned with who’s using their canvas bag at the supermarket than who’s been spending a little bit too much quality time with the botox needle. And what better way to put them to rights than by playing our favourite TV show, Snog Marry Avoid…
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Jessica Simpson has had a tough few years: divorce, cruel speculation about her weight, and a sister who seems to get everything perfect. Well now it’s time for that to change. We think she deserves a massive snog for hopping on the Eurostar with hunky boyfriend Eric Johnson to get chic at Paris Fashion Week! Not only did she get to spend a few fashion filled moments in our amazing capital but then hopped over the channel to beautiful Paris – sounds like she got the best of both worlds to us and lots of chances to shop!
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The whole world has been waiting for The Hobbit to hit the big screen, let alone start filming, but after eight long years they’ve finally got their act together and the set for Part I is up and running. If you’re really excited to see all the old faces from Lord Of The Rings and Martin Freeman as the new lead, then you just wait until you see the return of Hobbiton: our ultimate eco-village. All the hobbits grow their own food, build their homes into the land for insulation and privacy, and there’s no electricity to be seen! We’re going to start day-dreaming and find ourselves a Hobbit to marry to make our green dreams come true…
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The Kardashians are some of the hottest sisters out there, and their reality TV shows have brought them more fame than Katie Price and Peter Andre could dream of (or do anything to get). Although boys and girls lust over their bootylicious bodies, we don’t salivate over the fact that they jump on a different private jet every episode to go sunbathe, visit (i.e. shag) a boyfriend, do a photo shoot or check on their not-so-successful shops. We think that they should pout away and make drama on trains – not planes – or invest in the new green Quixote Verde Trailer. Made from non-formaldehyde plywood, recycled aluminum cans, and industrial scrap, it also has wireless technology, double make-up stations, and a huge wardrobe: an ideal, pimped out ride for any celebrity who wants to make a stir on transport.
Are we wrong? There’s a comments box below for that sort of thing…
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