Reasons to snog, marry and avoid Jay McGuinnes, Rob Lowe and Lady Gaga

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Because living like a celeb doesn’t have to cost the Earth…

Jay McGuinness and Lady Gaga

Global Cool would like to give a warm welcome to our newest writer Rebecca Sellitti – one of the wittiest and prettiest gals we know. She’ll be bringing you the hottest gossip from the land of celeb each week – enjoy…


By Rebecca Sellitti

Snog
This week’s most snoggable celeb has proved he really IS ‘Wanted’, beating out the likes of both Jared Leto and Russell Brand for PETA2’s World’s Sexiest Male Vegetarian. I’m referring, of course, to the shaggy-haired, boy-bander Jay McGuiness of The Wanted.

England’s cutest red-headed pop star (That’s right! I’m calling you out, Ed Sheeran) earns huge points from yours-truly for embracing the meat-free lifestyle. And he must look damn good munching on those celery sticks, because this is not the first time Jay has been crowned PETA’s Sexiest Veggie. The singer also nabbed the award back in 2011. Quite the impressive accomplishment for a kid of only twenty-three!

The Wanted has a mighty powerful and dedicated fandom (yes, that roiling mass of teen and pre-teen bodies possessed of a single mind actually has a name, though it pains me to use it.), so might I suggest that rather than trampling their idol nearly to death at the next Wanted gig, that they emulate him instead by tossing aside their Big Macs, and giving Quorn the old college try!


Rob LoweMarry
Those of you over the age of forty, are going to LOVE the fact that this week’s most marriage-worthy celeb Rob Lowe was a member of the original Brat Pack (if you’ve never heard of the Brat Pack, give it a Google).

Lowe, who by some freak of nature has managed to actually become MORE attractive than he was in his days as an Outsider, has signed on to narrate Dawn dishwashing liquid’s The Big Picture, a web series that shines a light on  individuals working hard to protect wildlife from environmental hazards. Dawn has been on the front lines of animal rescue for years just like Rob Lowe who has been championing for animal causes for years.

Lowe regularly volunteers with One Dog Rescue, which is an organisation that works to find homes for dogs with special needs. But, it’s not just puppy love for Robbie… The health and welfare of marine life is also of great importance to Mr. Dimples since, as an avid surfer and beach-comber, he has witnessed firsthand the damage mankind has done to our aquatic amigos.

Now, do yourself a favour and pop St. Elmos Fire into your Blue Ray player. You’ll thank me later!


Avoid
It’s going to be hard for you to avoid Lady Gaga this week, or any week for that matter; the woman does everything in her power to be noticed.

However we are holding our Applause (get it) for Mama Monster after she made the decision to strut around Manhattan in a head-to-toe leather jumpsuit. Granted, dressing up as a Barbarella lookalike is actually one of the saner fashion choices for this controversial singer, but Lady Gaga should know that it is no longer fashionable to use animal hides as a fabric, and this week in particular, she seems to be sporting almost as much dead flesh as she did when she donned that infamous meat dress.

The Born This Way singer could’ve gone the Vegan leather route and spared an entire herd of cattle in the process. Better yet, Miss Poker Face, why not acknowledge the fact it’s freakin’ ninety degrees outside almost everywhere on the planet, and just wear a jumper made from a breathable fabric! I suggest Lanvin’s linen gabardine tuxedo jumpsuit. Gaga’s got bank, so I’m sure she’ll be able to afford the hefty $4000 price tag attached at the bottom.

Fingers crossed, The Lady’s next outfit of choice will have a little more class, and a little less cow!


frankensteinHere comes the science bit…

GC articles show you a few ways (the ones in bold) to live greener…

/ Be a winner (not a binner) /
/ Turn up the style (not the heat) /
/ Love the trend (not the spend) /
/
Do it in public (not the car/plane)/


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