Reasons to snog, marry and avoid Liam Hemsworth, Nathan Fillion and Kylie Jenner/Scott Disick

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Because living like a celeb doesn’t have to cost the Earth…

Liam Hemsworth and Kylie Jenner

Global Cool would like to give a warm welcome to our newest writer Rebecca Sellitti – one of the wittiest and prettiest gals we know. She’ll be bringing you the hottest gossip from the land of celeb each week – enjoy…


By Rebecca Sellitti

Snog
Sorry Miley Cyrus, but this week I’m snogging your eco-conscious fiancé, Liam Hemsworth. What they broke up? Oh wait, they’re back together? What, they just broke up again? … Wait…wait…what? I’ve just been informed officially that we no longer care!

Anyway, the Hunger Games star earns my green seal of approval for using his brand new Twitter account to speak about the importance of preserving a natural wonder of the world near and dear to his Australian heart, The Great Barrier Reef. Liam Tweeted:

Help protect the Great Barrier Reef with @World_Wildlife: http://t.co/HZnrQUnMp7 Please RT! #FightForTheReef pic.twitter.com/mdqZJ9v9ko

As a result of climate change, the Great Barrier Reef has lost more than half of its corals! The more signatures WWF is able to acquire, the better chance they have to save the GBF. And since a certain tall, dark, and handsome Aussie tweeted a link to the petition, I’m guessing thousands of individuals have already signed on to help the cause. But just to be on the safe side, why don’t you give the big lug a tweet yourself?

I’m not entirely sure, but Liam’s eco-activism might just have made him my new favorite Hemsworth brother. Move out of the way, Thor!


Nathan FillionMarry
Every nerd girl in the world, myself included, has daydreamed about marrying Nathan Fillion. I really don’t need any additional incentive to become Mrs. Fillion, however, Nate’s recent decision to drive around in a Pulse/SRK Arcimoto electric car, increases his marriage-worthiness considerably…especially to those of you who DON’T already have Buffy The Vampire Slayer posters tacked to your walls!

Mr. Castle’s newest auto acquisition is a true testament to his dedication to keeping his carbon footprint as small as possible.

The Pulse/SRK is a tandem three-wheeled motor vehicle, which can travel up to 160 miles on battery power alone. The futuristic car, which looks like it was plucked right off the set of  Firefly, comfortably seats two individuals, which is more than enough room for this Canadian hottie and his lucky passenger. The fact that Nate is 6ft2 should also silence the flimsy arguments of guys who claim that they are too big to fit in those tiny cars. Not to disappoint all you Y-chromosome types, but trust me on this: you are NEVER as big as you think you are!

Check out the fabulous Fillion FULL-ON gush about his electric car during his appearance on Conan O’Brien…

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Itb4Bt70lzc


Avoid
This week, it’s a double avoid for Kylie Jenner and Scott Disick. It seems that anyone linked to the Kardashian clan, either by blood, marriage, or sperm donation, is obligated to own at least ONE gas-guzzling G-Wagon. Kylie Jenner is the latest K-sister to join the club, having acquired her very own Mercedes-Benz G-Class SUV at the ripe old age of fifteen! Since Kylie isn’t yet old enough to actually DRIVE that monster, (now don’t get me started on which low-wattage parental bulb handed her the keys to $125,000 car), I can assume her wagon is still idling in the garage, and thankfully not yet polluting the roadways.

So, lets move on to Scott Disick. Careful not to be out-douched by his sister-in-law, Kourtney’s baby daddy made sure to be photographed speeding around L.A in his very own tricked-out G-Wagon. However, in Patrick Bateman’s defense, I feel he was justified in driving the SUV, since he DID happen to have his young son in tow. I mean, a grown man and a 30-pound toddler can’t possibly be expected to fit in an automobile smaller than the size of an army tank! Not if they’re Kardashians, they can’t!

The Kardashian Kar Kollection also includes Rob Kardashian’s Mercedes G550, and Kim Karashian’s G63. Hell, momager Kris has two G-Wagons of her very own! Then again, what celebrity, famous just for being noticed wouldn’t want to be behind the wheel of a car that gets almost 12 miles to the gallon?

Now, let’s not be TOO hard on the Kardashian Crew. It’s very possible no other automotive vehicle currently in production could house both the ginormous egos and posteriors of reality T.Vs favorite family!


frankensteinHere comes the science bit…

GC articles show you a few ways (the ones in bold) to live greener…

/ Be a winner (not a binner) /
/ Turn up the style (not the heat) /
/ Love the trend (not the spend) /
/ Do it in public (not the car/plane) /


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