By Emily Rycroft
We’re always on the look out for the good, the bad and the ugly in celebsville. But unlike most of the celebrity rags, we’re more concerned with who’s using their canvas bag at the supermarket than who’s been spending a little bit too much quality time with the botox needle. And what better way to put them to rights than by playing our favourite TV show, Snog Marry Avoid…
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Helena Christensen cares a lot about her planet. The ex- Victoria’s Secret model has saved trees in Japan and is a fierce advocate of fair trade. Helena tries her best to take short showers, limits the number of flights she has to take and loves a good eco-friendly bulb too. In an interview with The Times she said: “I always grew up with an environmental conscience. My mum and I never throw anything away.” What a little star!
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Pauline Pearce, a 45-year-old grandmother restored our faith in humanity during the London riots this week. We all watched in awe as the ‘Heroine of Hackney’ – as she’s been dubbed – shook her walking stick at youths and told them to stop rioting. If we all had a bit more of the Pauline Pearce’s about us, the planet would be a much better – and greener – place. Watch the pensioner’s incredibly brave speech in the Daily Telegraphvideo here, that has become a viral hit…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6SHKhvVjLIc
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So, it would seem Coleen Rooney is trying her hardest to get away from Wayne. She’s just gone on her tenth holiday this year! So far she’s racked up 48,630 miles and spent over £216,000 when she could have just gone on Traincation instead. By the looks of this picture we’d say Coleen has had quite enough sun *cough fake tan cough*. We’ve suddenly become overwhelmed with the desire for a can of Tango.
Do you think Jenny Frost does a better job? We want to know on Twitter @global_cool or in the comments box…
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