By Emily Rycroft
Kelly Osbourne’s rant at Christina Aguilera last week showed that Kelly is not exactly the sharpest tool in the box. Ozzy and Sharon’s daughter called the Dirty singer a “fat bitch” (charming!) just days after she’d complained about her own ex, Luke Worrall, doing the same to her on Twitter (pots, kettles etc).
Nevertheless, Kelly is most certainly a Global Tool for moving her aggressions onto the Duchess of Cambridge. She has taken a swipe at Kate Middleton for recycling her clothes. On The Tonight Show Kelly said to host Jay Leno: “In England they’re like, look how thrifty she’s being, showing the British public that the Royals are in a recession as well. Only in this country they call it a faux pas.”
She went on to rant: “Well I’m sorry but if I had that job I would only wear it once. If I ‘m going to be the future bloody Queen of England I’m going to wear that dress once because I’m giving up the rest of my life, all of my privacy, at least I can get a new dress every day.”
We’ve forgiven a lot of YOUR fashion faux pas in the past, Kelly (even the eye-wear atrocity pictured), but we’re afraid we can’t forgive you for taking a dig at our favourite princess Kate Middleton, who has the brain capacity to understand why wearing clothes more than once is a good thing.
We would say please pipe down and go back to your day job, but we can’t remember what it is you actually do for a living…
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