By Emily Rycroft
We’re always on the look out for the good, the bad and the ugly in celebsville. But unlike most of the celebrity rags, we’re more concerned with who’s using their canvas bag at the supermarket than who’s been spending a little bit too much quality time with the botox needle. And what better way to put them to rights than by playing our favourite TV show, Snog Marry Avoid…
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This isn’t the first time the gorgeous Ms Silverstone has graced our pages, and she’s anything but Clueless when it comes to her planet. Alicia and husband Chris Jarecki have announced that they will be raising their son Bear Blu (insert your own famous name mockery here) on an entirely vegan diet. The little tike has already been chopping on a purely plant-based diet under the watchful eye of mum and pop. We just hope that he can, er, Bear it.
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Michelle Obama will be joining the ranks of Kate Lawler and Brian Dowling to make her debut on reality TV. But instead of bickering and naked jacuzzi-ness (if you understand this reference you’ve obviously spent way too much of your life watching Big Brother), the first lady will be building homes. Mrs Obama is due to star in Extreme Makeover: Home Edition and will begin shooting this week. She will be building green houses for veterans and hopefully getting her hands dirty doing a spot of gardening.
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X Factor bosses forked out £10,000 flying Gary Barlow just 19 miles across London! Apparently they shelled out for the 7 minute flight as they wanted him to see all the auditions and make it in time to his gigs. We’re not sure if any one told X Factor or Gazza, but there is this transport system in London that goes underground to get you from A to B in super fast time. In fact, It Only Takes A Minute.
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