By Emily Rycroft
We’re always on the look out for the good, the bad and the ugly in celebsville. But unlike most of the celebrity rags, we’re more concerned with who’s using their canvas bag at the supermarket than who’s been spending a little bit too much quality time with the botox needle. And what better way to put them to rights than by playing our favourite TV show, Snog Marry Avoid…
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Our fave British blonde bombshell has been anything but wholesome lately with her topless Vanity Fair shoot (pictured). But the Glee star has shown us her softer side when she sold lemonade and chocolate chip cookies with her two kids, Moses and Apple, in London. The actress set up some cardboard boxes as a stand and charged £1 for her wares in order to raise money for the RSPCA.
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Ellen and her wife Portia are already (global) cool as dedicated vegans and serious animal lovers. And right now the TV star is considering the ultmiate vegan challenge: Vegan Meal Time stars and creators Justin Elchakieh and Benjamin Gilgan, vegan film students at Ryerson University, have invited Ellen to 10,000 Tastes 10 Billion Reasons, and challenged her to a hot dog eating contest. Check out the video here for some cow-costumed dancing and a whole new way to Do It In Public…
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You just can’t avoid the scandal of the decade that has rocked the media world and involved everyone from the Queen to Gordon Brown. Media mogul Rupert Murdoch landed in London on Sunday, hours after the final edition of the News of the World hit the stands. After all the eavesdropping and bribery we sort of hoped Murdoch might be a bit more subtle about his modes of transport. Instead of jetting half way across the world and zooming around town in a fuel guzzling Range Rover, we think he should take a leaf out of our Boris’ book and hop on a bike instead.
Seen a someone you would rather snog, marry of avoid? We want to hear about it in the comments box below or on Twitter @global_cool…
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