Snog Marry Avoid starring Kristen Wiig, David Zabriskie and the royal (Monaco) wedding

on in Entertainment, Lifestyle

By Emily Rycroft

We’re always on the look out for the good, the bad and the ugly in celebsville. But unlike most of the celebrity rags, we’re more concerned with who’s using their canvas bag at the supermarket than who’s been spending a little bit too much quality time with the botox needle. And what better way to put them to rights than by playing our favourite TV show, Snog Marry Avoid…

 

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As one of America’s highest paid comedy actresses, Kristen Wigg is doing pretty well for herself. From Saturday Night Live to Flight of the Concords, she has laughed her way to the top. Now starring in the new movie Bridesmaids, you would think Kristen must be a very busy lady. However, she has still found time to think about her planet: along with Russell Brand, Kristen has just been voted  PETA’s Sexiest Vegetarian Celebrity 2011.


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Global Cool loves a good cycle and we can get especially excited around the time of the Tour de France watching all those cyclists working up a sweat. But American participant David Zabiskie has got hearts racing for all the right reasons. He will be the first ever cyclist on the tour riding completely vegan, and he said he has never felt fitter or healthier. So for any budding athletes out there, it’s time to up your game and wave goodbye to meat.


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After all the fantastic green things Kate and Wills did for their wedding we were expecting more from Prince Albert and Princess Charlene of Monaco. But they gave little thought to their environmental impact with endless firework displays and a five tier cake which was taller than the couple! They didn’t even eat the cake as there was a smaller one prepared for guests to actually eat. Considering Charlene allegedly attempted to run off last week, we can’t help but feel the flashy wedding may have been compensating for something…


Seen a someone you would rather snog, marry of avoid? We want to hear about it in the comments box below or on Twitter @global_cool

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