Is that your kickstand, or are you just happy to see me? The best cycling chat up lines

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Cycling is a very social activity. When stopping at the traffic lights, we often engage in conversation with our fellow cyclists. If that cyclist happens to be an attractive member of the opposite sex than all the better.

Flirting is great though we all know a cheesy chat-up line can often seal the deal when you ask for a phone number! Luckily there are some awesome cycling themed chat-up lines out there thanks to Ecosalon.

And here are our top ten pick up lines will help you with your velo love…

10. I would love to true your wheels.
9. This is just my commuter bike. How about I make you dinner and show you my other ones?
8. I’d buy a tandem just to ride with you.
7. I believe in riding with protection. [point to helmet]
6. Wanna come over and borrow my chain whip?
5. Let’s watch the Tour de France together. We can live stream it in bed tomorrow morning.
4. Can I take you for a spin on my handlebars?
3. Hey there, do you need to use my pump?
2. You make my spokes spin.
1. I love morning rides.

We hope these made you smile. They certainly raised a grin or two in the office today!


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GC articles show you one of four ways (the one in bold) to live greener…

/ Be a winner (not a binner) /
/ Turn up the style (not the heat) /
/ Love the trend (not the spend) /
/ Do it in public (not the car/plane) /


Pic: rcoder.

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