By Emily Rycroft
So, the time has come. It would seem that someone has finally solved the mystery of ‘What Every Man Thinks About Apart from Sex’, in a new book that has sold out across the UK.
The popular book, that has outsold the Da Vinci Code and Harry Potter, has a cover resembling a self-help book and 200 blank pages! Sheridan Simove, “author” of the book is both pleased and stunned with his success: “This book is the result of 39 years of painstaking research and practical study into the subject. I left nothing to chance and really threw myself into my work,” he said.
He continued to tell the Guardian: “After many years of hard work I finally realised that men think of absolutely nothing apart from sex. It was a shocking conclusion and I realised that the world needed to be informed of my findings. I never thought for one moment that my life’s work would be embraced by Britain’s students in their thousands. It is very gratifying to see my book outselling many other academic works whose authors claim to have worked even harder than I to break new ground and further the extent of human knowledge.”
We get the joke, but we can’t help but think that a book of blank pages becoming a best seller is just a terrible waste of paper. Maybe we’ll just download the Kindle version when it’s out…
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