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On the eleventh day of Christmas, Global Cool brings to you… Ryan Giggs’ dongle and what every man thinks about apart from sex

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To celebrate The 12 Days of Christmas, we’re counting down our best features of the year. The second to last installment is our Global Tool segment, featuring all the green losers of the year…

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Jessie J, naked cycling and Ryan Gosling are your favourites this month

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These were the top 10 most popular stories for our lovely Global Cool readers in October. Thanks for reading and getting involved…

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GLOBAL TOOL: Why Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s new movie is doing more harm than good for cyclists

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Find out why Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s new movie Premium Rush is giving cyclists everywhere a bad name…

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GLOBAL TOOL: Why Jimmy Choo is a baddy two shoes

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Everyone wanted a pair of Jimmy Choo’s after Carrie Bradshaw and co flaunted them on Sex And The City, but the much loved footwear isn’t as good as you’d think, making the Malaysian designer our latest Global Tool…

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Global Tool: Kelly Osbourne

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Kelly Osbourne’s rant at Christina Aguilera last week showed that Kelly is not exactly the sharpest tool in the box. Nevertheless, Kelly is most certainly a Global Tool for slagging off the Duchess of Cambridge…

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How to wind up a celebrity, Jeremy Clarkson style (and no, you won’t have to wear stone wash jeans)

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Jeremy Clarkson’s constant environmentalist-bashing seems to finally have caught up with him. Now, the petrol guzzler can look forward to a recyling depot being built right next to him with great views from his country home. Ah, how we do love a bit of irony! It also got us thinking about some of our other Global Tools and what their worst nightmare to wake up next door to would be…

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Global Tool: Ryan Giggs

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So, the entire planet knew anyway, but finally MP John Hemming has named Manchester United’s Ryan Giggs as the Premiership footballer who cheated on his wife and had the affair of the year with ex-Big Brother housemate and general wannabe Imogen Thomas. But we think Ryan Giggs’ affair makes him a Global Tool for a few reasons you might not expect…

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Global Tool: Donald Trump

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Donald Trump – American business magnate, author and television personality – played his, er, Trump card when he bullied his way into Scotland…

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Global Tool: Sheridan Simove

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So the time has come. It would seem that someone has finally solved the mystery of ‘What Every Man Thinks About Apart from Sex’ in a new book that has sold out across the UK. Find out the answer here…

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Global Tool: Nigel gets nastier

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Nasty Nigel’s new jobs mean he will be taking the most unnecessary and longest commute ever, earning him a place in our Global Tool hall of shame…

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School of Cool #26: Ian Somerhalder

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Not only is Ian Somehalder one of the most handsome men in the world, he also cares a lot about the planet too. The Vampire Diaries hunk made a very (Global) Cool birthday wish for his 32nd birthday making him top of the class in our School of Cool…

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Global Tool: No question, it’s time for the BBC to stop being so, er, Dim(bleby)

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And our latest Global Tool award for outstanding achievement in green idiocy goes to… the BBC for their needless use of planes instead of trains…

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Global Tool: How to rewrite history, BP style

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BP claim “best year” earning them a spot in our Global Tool hall of shame…

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Global Tool: Spurs lose again

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So, after years of living in Arsenal’s shadow, Tottenham have decided it is time to break free and make their (enormous carbon) footprint in another part of London…

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