Jeremy Clarkson

Why you love Frankie’s abs, a superhero granny and Doing It In Public with JLS and Dynamo the magician

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These were the top 10 most popular stories on Global Cool in August. Thanks for reading and getting involved – and yes, there will be partial nudity as usual…

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TV Turn-Off Of The Week: Three middle-aged men and a very unhealthy attitude to foreigners, lumps of metal and disabled people

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This week we’re turning off Top Gear. A fairly obvious target for Global Cool you might think, and you’d be right, but this has nothing to do with the fact that our least favourite wearer of stone wash jeans and his mates regularly get themselves moist with middle-aged excitement about gas guzzling cars…

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How to wind up a celebrity, Jeremy Clarkson style (and no, you won’t have to wear stone wash jeans)

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Jeremy Clarkson’s constant environmentalist-bashing seems to finally have caught up with him. Now, the petrol guzzler can look forward to a recyling depot being built right next to him with great views from his country home. Ah, how we do love a bit of irony! It also got us thinking about some of our other Global Tools and what their worst nightmare to wake up next door to would be…

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Revealed: The real Jeremy Clarkson superinjunction

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The Twitter-sphere has been buzzing with rumours about Jeremy Clarkson. However, we have received shocking claims that he has been allegedly cheating on his car with not one but a string of bicycles…

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Celebrity Snog Marry Avoid: With Lady Gaga, New York Fashion Week and Top Gear

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Putting the world of celebrity to rights, with a little help from our favourite TV show…

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Why I went to war with my wardrobe

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I’ve always been one for sartorial impulse buys, as my 10-foot wide behemoth of a wardrobe will attest, but not anymore thanks to bigwardrobe.com … I read somewhere that most people only wear 20 percent of their clothes 80 percent of the time. My stats are probably nearer 10/90. Country shirts, dark jeans and a [...]

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